New limericks

I was never much given to boasts,
Or cooking large beef or lamb roasts
But I liked to eat men
Just now and then.
I like them with butter on toast!

I liked to eat bread and red jam
When mother ran out of her spam
So I grew very large
As big as a barge
Still I’m happy just being who I am

Are vocations still options today?
Do you get one if you never pray?
I wanted my own
But I should not moan
I find it takes me all day being gay

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About Kate Thwaite

I love writing , conversation, art, wild flowers, music and air.And books
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