I once had a lover called Denis
Who hated both cricket and tennis
So when in our bed
We played patience instead!
So he never found out what my yen is.
My yen is to kiss for an hour
I also love gazing at flowers.
But if I am pressed
Then his arms are the best.
I hope our embrace lasts for hours.
Do you think I am very common
to write limericks and verse with men in ’em?
Well,God made me so clever
I’ve the highest IQ ever.
That includes both men and women.
So before you ask me for my favours
You need to succeed in your labors.
It’s not the money ,my dear.
I’ve enough,never fear.
But God blesses those who are Saviors