Oh,Stanley Brown is ninety one.
His time to procreate has come!
His lover is now having twins!
See how Stanley grins.
Oh Stanley’s cat is called Emile.
He likes mouse pie and conger eels.
He watches Stanley making out.
He’s curious no doubt!
Why does Emile not find a mate?
Perhaps Emile left it far too late.
Though he has serviced twenty cats.
And killed so many rats.
But none of Emile’s lady mates
Stayed with him past their due date.
So Emile is a bachelor.
He’s peeping through the bedroom door.
He’s watching how these humans mate.
They seem to kiss and celebrate.
They sleep wrapped in each others arms.
This kind of love has charms.
So Emile wants to go online,
To find a site called “Yours is mine.”
He wants to find a sweet,sweet wife.
And live the loving life.
We must give Emile privacy,
Just like we permit Stanley.
They must not be in photo-shoots,
No matter that they’re cute.
Annie gets up in the night.
She keeps peeing,that’s alright.
She’s peeing now for two or three.
Her kidneys are busy.
Stanley brings her morning tea,
Emile notes in his diary.
She wears a dress and looks so bright.
What a cheerful sight.
Stanley has a his pension now.
Will they have child allowance too?
Age Concern will check on that,
While Emile’s on his mat.
Do you think Stan is far too old
To father twins and be so bold?
Should he forfeit his freedom pass?
He’s not short of brass.
Oh,George Osborne is coming round.
He wants to take the old man’s crown
[an old English coin]
He wants to punish older folk.
Ain’t he an evil bloke?
He thinks he will be Camerons’ heir!
He thinks we’ll all forget his tricks.
And we’ll just take his kicks.
But Stan and Annie organize
A protest march of the Oldies.
Not many are expecting twins,
Not when the march begins!
As you grow old, don’t give up life.
You take a lover or a wife.
You organise campaigns and march
From Camden town to Marble Arch.
You sing Dylan and play guitars.
You know what’s right and it matters.
You don’t leave life to other folk.
Oh,Stan’s a great old bloke.
Politics is for us all.
So get involved whilst you can crawl.
Go on, begin today