I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out there was a security pin in the crotch of my jeans
I said ,They are pinching me. He said,like your ass,anyway. I said,call yourself a professional?He said,I’m here to fix the computer.
Where’s the doctor?
He’s gone to court for sexual harrassment
Can’t he get that somewhere easier?
Don’t ask me,I’m asexual.
A sexual what?
No just asexual.
That’s bad sign in a man.
Well,I am 97 he said.
Fancy you mending a computer
.He said,I’m stealing it!
An altered version of the joke below