Keep off the lass
Keep off the spawn.
Do not wash the cat whilst wearing.
Please talk in single style
Catholic must remain waste until ferried and done for.
Do not iron yourself whilst swearing.
Please wean yourself off the grass.
Do not bleat and talk simultaneously.
Flocks in pastures keep back sliding
Pests in the Lord.
Do not gnash your wreaths whilst smoking.
Please cut out the spire if needful,
Please bait graciously.
No balking on the Sabbath
No needles are told here
Non feet eaters please tell the most
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