=She has nerves on wheels,
He’s a male biter despite her
|She got a male writer for Xmas.He was faking it as they got laid.So there was a sense of anti-climax|
|As naked as a ladybird.she has no shame but she got spots all over her face.Did she deserve it?|
|As wicked as they say when you had horns.|
|Near and dear to my tart was a cream jug filled with hot gravy.It was only a treacle tart to me but to her it was a hot dinner|
|Necessary evil is good|
|Rapacity under the cover of contention|
|Nerves have weals|
|Who was as nervous as a cat on a hot thin woof?|
|I am as nervous as a naked Serbo-Croat in a room full of people who speak only Franglsh|
|Never pull off tomorrow what you can ease off today.Start slowly by taking off your shorts.Keep your hair on!
If you never get dressed,you need never undress.How about a bath a day?
|I took out a new lease on his wifeShe is frilled.
Can any man police my wife?
|You are my ruby,my little JoobieIt was only a google doc to me,but to him it was a hole in the heart|
|Nice guys finish off with the women and the women are full of grate|
|They are like a fright a day in that office.They can’t use Word,they hate Office suite and now they have burned the Zoho Docs.I never saw anything so like you in all my horny prayers .
He bought me an apron for Xmas so I fried it for his dinner.That will do the trick… next year he may give me a sausage.
And no,I never made a Freudian slip in my wife.
He wants to borrow my life!
He thinks dreams are the elixir of a wife….. not that he was ever conscious in the true sense of the Word.
Why does bread rise in one hour?
Put that in your wife and joke about it!
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