She was built like a brick shithouse
Ya,born with a silver spoon in her mouth
Her momma was an old brown mouse
And her pa was just a slimy louse.
She was built like a slick coalhouse
Where black birds used to roost.
Her brother had gone for ten ego boosts
Her sister let all hell break loose.
She was in for life with those spooks
A horror in every nook
Her ma never learned her to cook
She ain’t never even read a book.
No aphrodisiac ain’t of much use
When the Furies are on the loose
Do what you can to cook thet goose
Ain’t so good to blow your own fuse.