What did you do my child?
I was hurt by a comment someone made.So I told them.
Seems quite fair to me!
Any more sins?
Yes,I write rude poems.
Leave some with my housekeeper.i’ must read them
And I ate a biscuit last week,Father.
What had the biscuit ever done to you?Had it bitten you?
There you are.do as you would be done by!
But you didn’t give me any penance,Father.
With your temperament you don’t need penance.
Thank God it’s got some advantage then
For blasphemy it’s £10
How much for fornication?
Yes,please.That will d