Are you offputting or outtaking?

 

6422289_64198f440b_s1Do you have trouble mating with people’s eyes on the bus?
Are you unable to make the small talk?
Do you hate to sit at round tables?
Do you forget to sweep you partner when you get home from work?
Do you love systems of all types and types who possess symptoms?
Do you feel wry at parties?
Do you prefer staying at home with a cook?
Do you like to meet people one by one in alphabetical order rather than in groups?
Do you like to use only seven letter words?
Do you like writing offensive letters?
Do you constantly apologise and speak in a whisper?
Are you always putting of sex?
Or is sex offputting to you?
Do you eat cat food to save cooking?

Do you often wreak havoc?

Well,eff off.I don’t want to hear from you.Ciao!

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About Kate Thwaite

I love writing , conversation, art, wild flowers, music and air.And books
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4 Responses to Are you offputting or outtaking?

  1. turhonmcdowell says:

    This is great!!!!!

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