LET ALL THE WORLD IN JOYFUL SLAVERY WORK,FOR THY GOD AND KING,THE FREE MARKET AND THE HATERS OF LIFE

abstract war on terror

 

I had a very bright idea y.Hearing the condemnation of people living on huge disability benefits of £80 a week or jobseekers  over ample allowance of £65 per week,it occurred to ne that it was very evil  for birds to sit in trees and sing,when they could be doing something more useful to contribute  to society and increase the gross domestic product.Similarly frogs,spiders,toads.trees,clouds should all be forced to work and to achieve government targets set for them by e.g .Nick Clegg or George Osborne.Indeed every  living thing should pay its own way.And if Jesus came back to earth he should not be allowed to wander around telling stories.He should be put to work in a factory unless he had £30,000 or so to go to the University of Tunbridge Wells to do  a degree in Carpentry or Woodwork.Anyway there would be no fish in the sea or birds in the air.They would all be at work or in prison.All must contribute to the GDP or die in the attempt.Amen,I say to you,do not harm an hair on the head of one of my creatures  or you will be cast into outer darkness.And after Westminster that will be a nasty surprise.Look into your heart and see what you find there before you destroy even one bat ,spider or ant.

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I like poetry and history
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