I sin every night with eight

I pun every night at Six and don’t get home till ate

Cat free

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Shakespeare%27s_plays

Above is a link to Shakespeare’s plays

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Wind in my pillows   [Life in a Cabin/Tent with no door.]

Save me,I’m a waspie………………. [Confused person demands help from a Bee ]

As you swipe it…………………….[Use your card please while I watch]

As you wipe it ………[What an ass….keep it covered till later.]

As you spike it……………….[How to drug people senseful  if they want you to do]

Did he take it………………………….[Bribes in modern life]
…………
Did you bake it?………………… [ White lies in between the courses]
As You Fake It………………..[Is anyone honest in bed?No,thank God!So far,so bad.]
As you take it……………………[All about saving thieves from me]
As I frighten it…………………………[Get rid of daddy long legs.]
As you strike it……………………..[ Do you think about the matches?]
Remedies for Terriers…………….. .[Dogs need psychotherapy too..]
Comedy of Worriers…………………….[Why, is  there no trust is left in Society?]
Love’s Labor Costs…………………………. [Even love needs money now]
Measure your Leisure………………..Take away the last pleasures of free time with numbers.]
Merchant of Pennies………………..[I prefer pounds, but each to their own]
Sorry Lives of the Censored…………………….[USA boobs again]
Midsummer Blights Schemes…………[Too many leaves fell off the trees for devilment]
Julius Breather……………………………. [A break from antiquity at last’
Much Ado about Washing………….[.Confessions of Dirty Married Men]
Taming of the Brew  …………….        [ How to make tea in a pot and live to drink it]
The Tempest missed………………. ………[Lucky me]
Elves Night……………………………. [No.not again.Elves are too small or I am a giant]
Too gentle women may moan for her          [].Oh,dear.Highly Sensitive Women
Hinters fail……………………………… [Some folk like me just never get it.Tell us straight.]
I never knew you loved me till you were gone with the wind……[I sinned.]

Blind to men’s charms and hence not in their arms…………..[and other alarms]

Ring here…………………………..[Helpline for numb actors.]

The Bride and Seven others……….{polygamy or bigamy.Is it polite?]

A Gossamer Flight of  Day Dreams…………..[Spiders for Britain]

Kings Sneer      [Always an error]

Richard Who Dared………..[Wars of the Poseurs]

MacDeath ………………      [Stay off burgers]

MacClef     ……………….. [Musical Version with real instruments]

Sing Dear…………..  [Love for the well aged]

King Veered………………..  [How Eddie lost the throne for lurv]

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About Katherine

I like poetry and history.I love literature and music.
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