The requests in the ward

Please do not cry in your bed all day.

Please rise slowly and so not ascend without further advice.

Please sleep on the underside of the bed to keep the linen clean.

Please do not recite Newton’s laws by commotion

Please do not open the windows without remission.

Please do not talk on your phablet all day.We will confiscate it and give you redemption.

Please forgive is  our sins and do not rubbish us again.

No meringues available but free tarts all afternoon with hot fleas.

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About Kate Thwaite

I love writing , conversation, art, wild flowers, music and air.And books
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2 Responses to The requests in the ward

  1. Or as we used to say,the loonie bin

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  2. Mike says:

    Children’s Ward – no, maybe psychiatric wing…

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