Pass the butter,dear.

I’ve not seen God yet,but I’ve had burning thrush for a few weeks.
I’ve not seen the light so far but I am getting new glasses for Xmas.
I’ve not spoken in tongues as far as I know but we are eating flesh on Fridays.
I’ve not met any angels recently but a handsome man said if I went round to his flat I’d give birth in about 9 months though to what he never told me.A pariah?
I have just bought an android voice tablet and if I get the app it will recite the ten commandments.It just mewed!
I’m not being very good as I am afraid of being in heaven with all the dull people.
I went in a church once.I had insomnia so the sermon helped me to get off then they woke me up with bread and wine.No butter,though…. funny lot these Christians, but nice with it.
I have volunteered to help the Romeless over Xmas
They say God was an invention but of whom?You couldn’t make it up,could you?

 

Advertisements

About Katherine

I like poetry and history, literature and music.
This entry was posted in thoughts. Bookmark the permalink.

Comments and useful criticism highly valued

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s