I like the way you feel

Oh,Stan is feeling happy.

His wife has gone away.

She’s gone out to Australia

She won’t be home till May.

Oh,Stan has got a mistress,

She lives next door to him.

She is very curvy. She won’t go to the gym!

Her first name it is Sukie

She loves Stan and his cat.

She wears far too much makeup.

Her cheeks are very fat.

She wears bright coloured stockings.

Her handbag’s apple green.

She wears a dark red jacket,

In case she meets the Queen.

Stan loves Sukie dearly.

He loves his wife as well.

What will be the outcome?

I’m damned if I can tell.

They’ve been in this threesome

For twenty seven years;

Even though Stan’s mother

Said it would end in tears.

Mary is Stan’s wifelet

They only had one child.

Her name is little Lyra.

and she is very wild.

She looks quite like a tiger

Her eyes are very sharp.

But Lyra’s a musician.

She plays an Irish harp.

Stan wanted  10 more children

But Mary went off sex.

She never let him love her

Except via a text.

She called him her sweet baby.

She called him “little lamb”.

Stan gets very angry.

For Stanley is a man.

He wants to join with Mary

Like couples usually do.

He wants to unite with her

But she always has the flu.

Now she’s giving lectures In the southern hemisphere.

So Stan makes love to Sukie

And swigs ten pints of beer.

The cat Emile is watching.

He keeps a daily log.

Stan has bedded Sukie

Right there on the rug.

He’d vacuumed it that morning

To Emile’s great surprise.

The antics they performed on it

Have opened Emile’s eyes.

Now they’re in the kitchen To microwave a meal.

Then Stan says to  sultry Sukie

“I like the way you feel. “
Read more at: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/a_bit_of_love_and_humorwhat_the_cat_saw_445444

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About Katherine

I like poetry and history, literature and music.
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