Stan was polishing the door knocker with Duraglit. brass polish.
Mary was upstairs working at her desk reading an article on
algebraic numbers and sorting out her post.
She got an instant message from a former colleague in the maths
Hi,Mary.how are you?
I’m fine,Tim.How are you?
Well,I really miss the department!
Actually Mary,it’s you I miss.
But you hardly ever spoke to me.
No,but i looked at you.You are very beautiful.
Well,you are very handsome.
You know what I’d like?
I’d like a photo of you in your underwear.
I haven’t got any photos!
Can’t you get some?
Well,I suppose i could use my webcam and photograph my top half.
Oh. how nice!
Then i guess I could sit on the photocopier and photograph my bottom
but I don’t think I can do them both at once.
How about you to to a pool in a bikini?
I don’t wear a bikini.
I don’t mind if you are nude!
Well,I am a bit startled by this.I thought all we shared was an interest in quadratic forms.
Well,I’ve moved on to your form,Mary.
Well,you know I have Asperger’s Syndrome.
I thought he looked lonely.
Do you know him?
Not in the Biblical sense!Just to speak too.
I thought he was dead.
Not at all…he’s turned into a parrot.Meanwhile how about some minimalist photos?
No,,you’ll have to meet me in Cafe Zero.
Will I recognize you by the bikini?
Why do you like bikinis so much?
I’ll see what my therapist thinks.
I want to know what you think.
I love you,Mary.
Well,since Stan has Annie I guess I can have coffee with you.
Then we can discuss Platonic forms.
While I look at your form.
Is that my Health Form?
No,your bodily form.
I have no body now!
I’ve been downloaded into the new computer.
I thought your voice sounded odd.
Shall I email myself as an attachment to you?
I’d like to think about that.
Goodbye,you little minx.
A minx…what next?
Bring me your minx,dill,dilly
Bring me your inks
when I’m in love,dilly,dilly,
I love those links.