|He’s as easy to hug as it would be to kiss a tree on its crown|
|Life’s not easywhen I see ghosts smoking without ashtrays|
|I feel uneasy as your lies made me queasy.|
|Poisoned by reason|
|Beat lead.Buy a fountain pen today.Qouink!|
|He sits like a broomstick at a wedding for dummies|
|Shall we beat my cat… or hunt hares? Then ban hunting,for God’s sake.He made all ot none of us|
|Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since
the cat died.
|Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s
been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra
|Why no elephant in your room? Are you in need of brass monkeys?|
|Are you on an imaginative roller coaster?Join our club for the highly
|Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off
my knees.I am worn down by the duress
|I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming|
|The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Revenge|
|I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you
work that way.. it’s real cute.
|These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow
the whole dictionary?
|The agenda makes my daydreams into real works of art or design|
|Even a wild man finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while.|