A friend told me that about 3 weeks after my husband died I would get men coming to the door asking if I wanted to sleep with them.So far I’ve only had
1.A pizza deliverer who rang the wrong bell
2.A Thames water engineer to give me a new head for the shower and to quizz me on my use of water.
3.An Amazon delivery of a Japanese maple tree.
4 A letter telling me that my husband owes them one week of his pension since he died at 2.30 pm on the day it was paid.Well,they can go to Hell… maybe they’ll get it there!
5.A woman trying to convert me to be a Mormon.I said I was already a Catholic but they don’t mind.So then I said I am an agnostic so she asked me how to spell it.Then I passed out and when I came round a man was staring at me.He was a paramedic from down the road.
6.A man collecting money for lepers… not very convincing.
Anyway,why would I want to make love with a complete stranger when I can do it with someone I adore.,… namely,myself!It’s less dangerous too and less immoral as you are not leadinf a man into sin are you? Or a woman either.Can you lead yourself into sin,I wonder,Ask a Jesuit.. they usually know all the answers.I know men can’t spill their seeds according to the Bible but can we women lay our eggs at random?