I’m told vulva is a very rude word
Yet onto one we all emerge.
Vagina is kosher.
Vulva is grosser.
So keep mum unless you’re disturbed.
I suppose dick is a regular word
As opposed to a regular verb.
We did verbs in Greek
But I cannot speak
In case any organ gets stirred.
If anyone ignites your fuse
.For atrophy comes
And prunes are your plums.
If you live and you long you can’t lose
I’ll read some soft porn ere I go
To the hospital where I will show
I am not totally dry
I have ten tears in my eye.
If I bleed then I’m human,hello!