- I feel so sorry for the bookworms that lived in the caves alongside the first humans.They must have gnawed on bones for thousands of years until someone opened a library.
When you say someone opened a library it makes it sound like a tin of soup.
Yes,think of the waste of tinned food till somebody invented the electric tin opener.
It makes me think.
The tragedies all around us.
Like the worms tha live in the soil underneath the London Eye.
How about the bats that lived in Stratford until that gigantic shopping centre was opened.
Still I must admit it’s been very good news for all the shoplifters in East London where there were no shops worth lifting.
And all the thieves who had no rich people to steal from.
What about all those writers who lived before alphabets were invented and so they had to become artists instead
It’s enough to make a woman weep.
Oh,I wouldn’t go as far as that.
No,you always were faint hearted…
Well,heart transplants may have been invented but I don’t want one,
Do you want two?
I am indecisive.
I’m under sized
You might make me laugh and comedy may not have been invented yet.
what a tragedy.
Let’s cry…if it’s been invented!
I’ll weep if not.
- How lucky we are that reading had been invented as what would we do with our writing otherwise