Freud was a deep and bright man
He invented neuroses , and wham!
We all got laid faster
by this ancient master
I came to and therefore I am.
The shadows of the past haunted Jung
When he span around
They were laid on the ground
But the mere sight of them bitterly stung.
Adler was the disciple number three
He thought power was all,don’t you see?
But he lost Freud’s hand
As it lay on the sand
If anything’s queerer, ‘snot me