who keeps his spare cash in a pan.
when he lights the stove
his money explodes….
So now he lives just on wheat bran…
I knew of another old man
Who spent his days imitating Cezanne
But eating raw fruit
Even when fried en suite
Is posthumously not in God’s plan
Old men are important to society
As they daily must commit impropriety.
They must break the rules
Taught in tough schools
Especially the rules we call dietary