I bought Adam some drugs, just one a day!
A dozen pans for Eve’s deduction hob.
Until I had a fantasy to lay
Once I got psychotic on E bay,
For tennis racquets and new balls to lob
I bought Esau a Hi Fi yesterday
I had my garden wall struck, by the way.
To have it fixed Cain planned to charm and rob
Unless it was a fantasy at play
The bricks were once bright red but mourned till grey.
Like the ones in Lyme upon the Cob
I got Joseph nice coats so he’s now gay
I have a free range cooker full of hay
The hob is grand and glistens, glob by glob.
By it is a tin for prophets play
Why aye, man, I am Hi and Wi today
What’s that sticking outa yon man’s gob?
I bought an old man ale on Justice day
I feel an old cigar should not be snubbed
I have a magic lamp that can’t be rubbed
I bought Moses a Hi-Fi with his pay
He had a fit and now he looks like J.