Say, Father, give me your blessing.It is 40 years since my last confession
Well, it wasn’t your last, was it?
What do you want?
I’d like obsoletion for all my sins
No, I want all my sins to become obsolete.
What are they?
Raising my voice
Sleeping with onion tarts
Telling the truth in Parliament
Well, the last is obsolete.But I can’t make acts obsolete.It happens when people lose interest in them
Well they are obsolete for me
Do you repent?
No, I feel deprived.
Repent or I can’t carry on
I didn’t know you did carry on!
Well,you do now!