Photo by me with Nokia 301
Thank you for buying the haemorrhoid cream from us.We’d love to know what you thought of it.Please do a review on Amazon.
Errhh… No.I am studying Lacan in the bathroom
Thanks for buying the gold wedding ring.If you like it we’d love to sell you another one with 5% off.
I’ve only just got married.
Thank you for buying the incontinence pants.We hope you are enjoying your purchase and look forward to a good review.We’d really appreciate it
They were for my auntie ,not me.But Social Services pay for them now.Only 2 per week though.Tell Theresa May I hope she gets incontinent too.I object to paying tax and then subsidising old relatives who do not like to bother me.So they get dehydrated.Do you think people only pee on two days a week?Auntie has stopped going out
Thank for buying the hiking boots.If you would n’t mind we’d love a good review
I’m up Great Gable.So far so good.I’ll contact you when I get down
Sent from my Nokia C 101.
I’d appreciate some cash for PAYG
Why do you call me a fecking lunatic?
Because you are Irish? Tell me another
You’re an Orange Man? I’ll do the review now.Otherwise, the government might collapse.I don’t like them but we’ve had trouble enough.Thank you somuch and please don’t shoot my neighbour or me.Crash!
And that is the end of my life for today