You’ll get eczema there as well

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Throw it on the ceiling to see how well it sticks.

Go   smirk on an egg

Whack, keep off my leg.

Ladies, ladies:
Do you leak and fear opprobrium?
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Forgot to wash your dirty hair today
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Do you fear your private parts might smell?
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Why not buy a tube of our cortisone cream today?
It cures stuff like red nettle rash and   makes us all feel gay

Heavy menstruation gives the government much  tax
Take the pill right now and then you won’t need  those tampax

Home office?

Short of  needed space to store your  paper stacks
Glue them to the ceiling with pre-owned, slugs and ducks

Running out of printer ink is an evil sin
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Empty your inbox, forward all your mail
We can  let you hire  more than a thousand learned snails

OLDER PESTS? Press here. HERE

COLDER PESTS? Emigrate to the Middle East  where war and the temperature keep hotting up

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About Katherine

I like art, poetry,history, literature,cooking,doing nothing to music.And conversation
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