Things Ma said:
I’ve been parking up the wrong tree again.
A watched cat never boils.I didn’t know cats could boil at all
Ma used to say, the King won’t get off his arse to look at you.I was stunned by her vulgarity
Least said,soonest ended.It has a certain something to say about Silent Love.If only she had kept quiet herself!
I’m in the Doll Drums, she moaned.I looked everywhere but she’s not here.
Was it War Drums?
Don’t put all your heads into one casket.[ in the funeral parlour]
There’s many a cruel world but this is the worst
Original sin was never very original.Eating apples!
God only knows.Does that mean: only God knows?