Category Archives: funny verses

Please don’t melt away

You are my little icicle so please don’t melt away. I’ll keep you in my freezer and peep at you each day. And if that will not satisfy, I’ll put in more ice cubes. I can’t tell what sex they … Continue reading

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I still want to keep being lovin’.

There was a late woman from Devon Who was still blogging when she got up to heaven When God asked her why She said “Though I died, I still want to keep being lovin’. The angels like laptop computers And … Continue reading

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My canary has gone grey

Well, I have to keep quite busy as I do not like to think I have 59 new credit cards  and I   wash them in the sink I take each one quite carefully, rotating them in use Or they … Continue reading

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A song about my cat

My cat went a roaming to find a new home. Sing kitty,sing katty,sing Oh! This cat was so clever he had his own comb. Look up,now look down,stone the crows! He went into the neighbours’ and drank all their milk. … Continue reading

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You  porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal

My lover went to Lapland as he found  me rather warm You  porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm I have to get away from you, I … Continue reading

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Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey

Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey Thou art more cruel but hide it  very well And if perchance thou now find thou art gay Meet men now down in the fairy’s glen. I know not how to … Continue reading

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Eeh by gum, I wish that I was here

I went visiting a rather silent neighbour I thought that I could manage fine After sitting feeling blank and boring I went home to get  so drunk that I could dine I had a problem with the oven settings The … Continue reading

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I am feeling just slightly upset.

I need to go back to the doctor I’ve been looking ills up on the Net I’ve got schizophrenia. AIDS and anaemia I am feeling a little depressed If I read all the newsletters I signed for I will find … Continue reading

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I was feeling a trifle excited

  I was feeling a trifle excited The meringues were all stuck to the plate The jelly was yellow The custard was mellow And the cream was too thick to inflate. I was feeling a tart in the market I … Continue reading

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