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Category Archives: funny verses
My cat went a roaming to find a new home. Sing kitty,sing katty,sing Oh! This cat was so clever he had his own comb. Look up,now look down,stone the crows! He went into the neighbours’ and drank all their milk. … Continue reading
My lover went to Lapland as he found me rather warm You porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm I have to get away from you, I … Continue reading
Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey Thou art more cruel but hide it very well And if perchance thou now find thou art gay Meet men now down in the fairy’s glen. I know not how to … Continue reading
I went visiting a rather silent neighbour I thought that I could manage fine After sitting feeling blank and boring I went home to get so drunk that I could dine I had a problem with the oven settings The … Continue reading
I need to go back to the doctor I’ve been looking ills up on the Net I’ve got schizophrenia. AIDS and anaemia I am feeling a little depressed If I read all the newsletters I signed for I will find … Continue reading