Category Archives: funny verses

My neighbours are so kind, they share their dogs

My neighbours are so kind they share their dogs They let them run quite free into my house They blame me when  the dogs escape Or when they swim in dirty lakes Or frighten cows The neighbour on the other … Continue reading

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Living fire

Alone in  my small room ,end-state despair I wondered what to do ,go here or where? I tried the doctor and the priest  and then Knew there was no answer from   a man I saw in my mind’s eye a  … Continue reading

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Or send me an octave

I went to a Salon They cut off my hair I saw it was raining As I ran away If you still love me Send me a note Or send me an octave For I love men’ who smoke If … Continue reading

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Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey

Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey Thou art more cruel yet hide it  very well And if perchance thou now find thou art gay Meet men now down in the fairy’s glen. I know not how to … Continue reading

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Please don’t melt away

You are my little icicle so please don’t melt away. I’ll keep you in my freezer and peep at you each day. And if that will not satisfy, I’ll put in more ice cubes. I can’t tell what sex they … Continue reading

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I still want to keep being lovin’.

There was a late woman from Devon Who was still blogging when she got up to heaven When God asked her why She said “Though I died, I still want to keep being lovin’. The angels like laptop computers And … Continue reading

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My canary has gone grey

Well, I have to keep quite busy as I do not like to think I have 59 new credit cards  and I   wash them in the sink I take each one quite carefully, rotating them in use Or they … Continue reading

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A song about my cat

My cat went a roaming to find a new home. Sing kitty,sing katty,sing Oh! This cat was so clever he had his own comb. Look up,now look down,stone the crows! He went into the neighbours’ and drank all their milk. … Continue reading

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You  porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal

My lover went to Lapland as he found  me rather warm You  porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm I have to get away from you, I … Continue reading

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Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey

Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey Thou art more cruel but hide it  very well And if perchance thou now find thou art gay Meet men now down in the fairy’s glen. I know not how to … Continue reading

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