Category Archives: funny verses

Kiss a couple,  have a tin of beer

Watch fifty channels on  your TV screen Read the Sun and see a silver moon Knit  yourself a hat with cashmere thread Take the milkman home and go to bed Watch free videos, make a packaged cake Put your lover … Continue reading

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Doctor,how can I keep quiet?

From 2016   Doctor I’ve got logghoreah I feel worn out but I’m  still here. Can you give me a blue pill, As those bright green ones made me ill. Oh,dear lady,I can teach you If the subject’s not taboo. … Continue reading

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I want to sell  my   laughter on E bay

We called the  little tree a special name In the woods where we were wont to stay A nutmeg tree is rare like porcelain We loved its hanging branches blue and green If only it were  red it might be … Continue reading

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Perhaps I’ll call the cat Tamara Jane

We fell into a rhythm as we walked Arm in arm we wandered as we talked We looked into folks’ windows  as dusk came Tried to guess their furnishings and names Some had nothing but the ironing stacked Others  had … Continue reading

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Is love a crime?

I have not had sex since I was born Augustine said it’s sin to touch  those parts Yet God gave us  vaginas, where’s the harm? I thought I’d fall in love, is that a crime? But I got laid by … Continue reading

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He wooed me with a paucity of tact

He wooed me with a paucity of tact Assumption is the enemy of gain Good manners were a quality he lacked He teeth were yellow, more,  his brain was cracked He did not leave and neither would remain He wooed … Continue reading

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God won’t mind, he knows well we are flawed

Oh, my electric carpet sweeper  I adore It  never grumbles as  it sweep my floors It sounds so quiet and gentle as it drags Dust and bits of wool from off my rugs I’m astonished how much dirt if gathers … Continue reading

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Mother’s song

He smiled at me  so broadly I was mazed He thought I was his mother,not the case He asked me where I’d spent my honeymoon I  don’t know.Oh,mother did you swoon? Why  did your boss sport a wooden leg? He … Continue reading

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What value is x?

Algebra has made  an impression The opposite of a depression What value is X Is it something like Sex? Bring back the days of repression Topology  is hard to explain Rubber sheets,  here’s geometry again Would it be better To … Continue reading

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A pest

My lover did not love me, that is true He  took his own illusion  as a cue He thought he had my measure, he was wrong Now with Satan he   will share deep bonds My lover needs a whore, for … Continue reading

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