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Are we not too old for pleasures rash?

‘She held me in her arms and caressed me Though she is 87 . I am 93. I  felt a warmth run down my outside leg The dog had peed on me, though taught to beg. There was nothing else … Continue reading

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And as the cocks and chickens try to bleat

Did I say my heart is up the spout And tea is sitting hotly in the tap The kettle is complaining I’m a lout And with its metal hand gives me a rap.   Did I say my bed has … Continue reading

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It’s not quite infidelity

My husband had never looked less livid As he died down in old A and E. His colour was vivid His hair was  all withered He cried,Where the hell do  I be?   I said,you’re in bed with a lady … Continue reading

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Now the sun has set, the sky is mauve

The sun looked angry when the dawn was due; Its red more fiery,deepening scarlet hue. The birds were singing though my heart loved Hugh. All in all, I don’t know what to do. The clouds betrayed the sun by turning … Continue reading

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Cor blimey

There were two left shoes and both were black I could not wear either on my right foot. So I went upstairs and moved my stuff! I found their partners soon enough. But, where did I put the two left … Continue reading

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