Category Archives: funny verses

Teaching children not to smirk.

Oh, toilet with your flushing  plumbed You are  the saviour of girls young We had to go outside at night To a closet with no light. When menstruating, it was hard To run in rain down the backyard What a … Continue reading

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Don sold his soul to be the devil’s mouse

I charge my phones and then the backup thing A battery to carry in my bag So if my mobile phones don’t ever ring I’ll charge them £20  as I  am mad. Of course, the battery itself needs charge I’ll charge … Continue reading

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Ode of the sauce pan

  Oh, copper pan with silver lined Now  your status exceeds mine You are the best, the supreme pan And I am a  mere, an also-ran. I am made of stainless steel So I don’t know  how to feel But copper … Continue reading

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I thought I’d gone crazy

I’m getting penicillin tomorrow For I’ve got a UTI bad I thought I’d gone crazy And dreadfully lazy When the germs took a hold in my head. I could not find my kindle reader And I’ve cancelled the Guardian off … Continue reading

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Are we not too old for pleasures rash?

‘She held me in her arms and caressed me Though she is 87 . I am 93. I  felt a warmth run down my outside leg The dog had peed on me, though taught to beg. There was nothing else … Continue reading

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I wonder when Klein’s bottle will crash down?

Now woollen coats are very hard to find And imitation fabric is designed To look like wool ,especially  if you’re blind But still desire to look    a mite refined! But polyester has no warmth at all, Though Rorsach blots … Continue reading

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