Category Archives: humor

Weapons of Lass Destruction

Compulsive Flirting Disorder Symphony Theresa May Losing Certain Election Imitation Syndrome for Triangle and Drum Underflirting  and/or under talking Syndrome  Quarte for piano and oboe ” Underwired Bra Accident Disorder” a new play by Miguel Strain Shapewear  Excessive Itch  Disorder: latest … Continue reading

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What has value, what  should we ignore?

I  have sulked  a hundred times or more Numbers  have no meaning in this game I   should  say I’ve   glowered well before He loves me not ,he loves me, am I bored? I need to put this act inside a … Continue reading

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A pest

My lover did not love me, that is true He  took his own illusion  as a cue He thought he had my measure, he was wrong Now with Satan he   will share deep bonds My lover needs a whore, for … Continue reading

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I feel as  if the world has turned to mud

God has  changed my mind   and I feel odd I guess it takes a while to re-adjust I don’t remember all the words I read I feel as  ift he world has turned to mud Take it blind or take … Continue reading

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Double entendre

Art by Katherine Will  patients  kindly sign this form before dying I doubt it.Is it an order or a question? Please die before we change the sheets on your bed otherwise  we may run out Anyone else mad around here? … Continue reading

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This Titanic  can no more deceive

The United Kingdom  disintegrates  by day The Scots  are breaking off  at Hogmanay Northern Ireland  colonised,remote Will Ireland be united at a stroke? We will have a smaller house of cards Boris Johnson’s patience  brings rewards He will be  in … Continue reading

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My joints are  crackling,  roast me   in tin foil

My  knee joints  crackle when I  stand up tall Bit by  bit the cartlilege has gone The  disablement attracts , the people  call Noone now will ask me to a Ball I  liked to dance but my desire is done … Continue reading

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The face  shaped by refinement of the heart

  The face  shaped by refinement of  the heart The love and  what we suffer   as we grow. Our features form a map, a place, a chart The face dispiays the   comeliness despite The hatred  overcome, accepted, taut The wind  … Continue reading

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He ate my  buttered toast like it was prey

He kissed my hand,I knew what was afoot He followed me on Facebook every day I get these butterflies inside my gut I never fall in love with porn or smut Or men who ask me out and make me … Continue reading

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Teach yourself English by trial

Never begin a sentence Be careful with apostrophe’s,semi- colons and death When in doubt, leave [it] out Don’t end at an adverb,generally.But  it’s ok if not too frequently Don’t invent  new  words.They might mean something in another language Think about … Continue reading

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