Category Archives: humor

Sins for the single?

1.Go to bed with married people of either sex. Mortal Sin and immoral probably.Recreational for the hardened sinner. 2.Envy people with partners until you are ill. Probably mortal and killing your spirit.Then die of grief and torment. 3 Tell everyone your … Continue reading

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When you have no partner your opportunities for committing sins are greatly reduced.

You know, I  think I want to go to church again and I must go to Confession before I go to Mass.But the trouble is that when you have no partner your opportunities for committing sins are greatly reduced.Especially if … Continue reading

Posted in humor, image, nonsense, reflections, Thinkings and poems

Teaching children not to smirk.

Oh, toilet with your flushing  plumbed You are  the saviour of girls young We had to go outside at night To a closet with no light. When menstruating, it was hard To run in rain down the backyard What a … Continue reading

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Don sold his soul to be the devil’s mouse

I charge my phones and then the backup thing A battery to carry in my bag So if my mobile phones don’t ever ring I’ll charge them £20  as I  am mad. Of course, the battery itself needs charge I’ll charge … Continue reading

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Ode of the sauce pan

  Oh, copper pan with silver lined Now  your status exceeds mine You are the best, the supreme pan And I am a  mere, an also-ran. I am made of stainless steel So I don’t know  how to feel But copper … Continue reading

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