Category Archives: humor

Are we not too old for pleasures rash?

‘She held me in her arms and caressed me Though she is 87 . I am 93. I  felt a warmth run down my outside leg The dog had peed on me, though taught to beg. There was nothing else … Continue reading

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Cafe menu

Cod rows on crust Cod raised on toast Salmon sand witches Herring aid  chips Fat beef  and moan. Lamb chops home  groan. Chicken. if you ask it! Beef minces with harlots and turned hips Toast lamb bundles with sweet potted … Continue reading

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How to learn English the long way

Starters: Jellied heels with frayed bunions Muck hurtled suit. Satirical  brains on boast. Melania and grate solid Fried brides on crumpets   Mains Trumpled stake with French eyes and  invalid. Lamb on the fence with sacred rice Walls of macaroni … Continue reading

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Stan polishes the step

  Stan was outside polishing the brass doorstep.”My, these microfibre cloths are wonderful” he thought.Mary was out taking a load of stuff to the Oxfam Shop.Suddenly he heard a loud cry., then he felt a pair of hands fondling the … Continue reading

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Computer woes

  I have lost the charger for my laptop.I have another one but the head is larger.Should I bore a bigger hole into the side of my laptop?What with? Why are all the chargers different sizes? Some  software I downloaded … Continue reading

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