Category Archives: humor

Mary’s obsession

Copyright Mary went  out shopping as usual on Saturday.She didn’t need much but liked to watch people  passing the Coffee Shop window and give a rating to their  appearance though the number of women in transparent beige leggings was rather  … Continue reading

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They’ll steal what you don’t own

Have no possessions,  give  your stuff away But don’t go outside naked  when in= town It’s not religion, just simplicity Happy  are those people  free to play Who may be sunk in dreams or study brown Have no possessions,  gave  … Continue reading

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To you my villanelle I plight my troth

To you my villanelle I plight my troth A poem both dignified and full of play I love your form and elegance ,oh both In your form I’ll never insert oaths Neither will I boast of making hay To you, … Continue reading

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Once my hand wrote , thoughtless  as a gnome

My punctuation kept me sane and well But question marks appear and  give me hell Do I put it here? or at the end? How can I   calm my mind  yet be on trend? My spelling too has  driven me … Continue reading

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O Bird

Oh, bird you give me pleasure as I look Your image is far better than a book I wish that like you I was a carefree But as I’m not,I shall make myself some tea

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I never knew that  modern bus stops speak

The bus stop says its out of use  this week Men are digging up the road again I never knew that  modern bus stops  speak I wonder will the street lamps follow suit Their  voices like  the chiming of Big … Continue reading

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The honey pence

Blue toads enlarged in a yellow  flood And surry I could not blather soist And be one babbeller, ling I grud And  clacked one fur- eyed as  ice blood To  tare it blent  as a wander floweth Toen blooked by … Continue reading

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I’m chased by signs,equations and cats’ eyes

My nightmare lives in bed,  oh fire,burned bright I’m chased by signs,equations and cats’ eyes After  I’ve turned out  the bedside light I am far too weary for a flight I see  the art and love yet all’s awry My … Continue reading

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Is the paper ruled  when it arrives?

The equation so familiar is  gone We cannot represent the world by signs Seen and mocked by scholars,  all is done Reality imposed  this skeleton Where is the human feeling, once benign? The equation once familiar is  gone Deferential calculus. … Continue reading

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Ring 999 and ask for Dave

Stan was cooking  tea that day, While his wife went out to play. He cooked a pie of frogs and cress, He wanted  Mary to impress. Stan was wearing his old clothes. Where old clothes come from,no-one knows. He meant … Continue reading

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