Category Archives: humor

Meter bends the time.

My lover went to Lapland for he found  my love too warm You  porcupine, he hollered out, I prefer a seal Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm I need to get away from you, … Continue reading

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His lashes dark as mines

I loved my love with all my heart and mind We never disagreed  till I got nits He was so blonde, so handsome and so kind Our matched intelligence  was undefined His sense of humour made me laugh,have fits I … Continue reading

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Unoriginal sins

He wants to know what original sin is I want  to  know some original sins. You will have to go to another country as all the sins here have been committed many times Such as? 1.Paying wages insufficient to maintain … Continue reading

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Compelled by Turner’s hand

The arts are a  real danger to my bones Picasso drawings make my legs  give way No, my dear,I  never  went when stoned But only when  the Turner seas would sway Deal to Dover, we walked  on white cliffs Wildflowers … Continue reading

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Bacon either smoked or  just plain green

I’d better buy more pasta and chick peas Basmatti rice,dried milk and Cheddar  cheese Brexit’s going to empty many  shelves In the supermarket, cometh  bleedin’ hell Weetabix and antihistamines Bacon either smoked or  just plain green Mini aspririns, lemon juice … Continue reading

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Oiling the agenda  and the wheels

Fidgeting is exercise of sorts Shouting words  that are considered coarse Sex is better  standing on your head Gravity is  better than your bed. Skipping classes, running out of milk Jumping in alarm, or clicking links Walking out on lovers … Continue reading

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He sang when high

You make me feel like a handout Another hand out ? How many hands do you have We have a food blank right now.Except for snails Don’t keep me  inflating.I am no saloon I make the blade gay which was … Continue reading

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What [not] to say to a bank robber

What to say to a bank robber: Lay off and get a real job I love your gun.Where did you buy it? Can you lend me 5 pounds from what you took? Where did you buy those jeans, they are … Continue reading

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The immaculate perception!

She stared at me and knitted her wits Am I an idiolect, she asked? Wit is something nits don’t bother about Can you prove it? I can prove pi is not rational That is irreverent We’re not ex  or in … Continue reading

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Stan and Mary see a naked woman

After dinner Mary and Stan  often went for a longish walk.They liked to go to a road where the richer people  of Britain lived.,where there were some Georgian houses and one Tudor house. At dusk they would stroll by looking … Continue reading

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