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Category Archives: nonsense
My lover went to Lapland as he found me rather warm You porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm I have to get away from you, I … Continue reading
Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey Thou art more cruel but hide it very well And if perchance thou now find thou art gay Meet men now down in the fairy’s glen. I know not how to … Continue reading
Dear God, Decide with me>You see the evil minds The darkness weeps; bairns in me confide When mother’s helpers fail and contort glee, Smoke all the kippers and open up for me. Drafts blew off my clothes and cinders lburned … Continue reading
You know, I think I want to go to church again and I must go to Confession before I go to Mass.But the trouble is that when you have no partner your opportunities for committing sins are greatly reduced.Especially if … Continue reading
I charge my phones and then the backup thing A battery to carry in my bag So if my mobile phones don’t ever ring I’ll charge them £20 as I am mad. Of course, the battery itself needs charge I’ll charge … Continue reading