Category Archives: nonsense

I’ll deceive you whenever you wish.

Please set alight as  soon as your pen is working  and you find the japer Be Misrael in a Blair Tee. Don’t keep me banging on like this, whenever, I am ad hoc again. Do I talk too Dutch?Please shell me. My, … Continue reading

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You  porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal

My lover went to Lapland as he found  me rather warm You  porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm I have to get away from you, I … Continue reading

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Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey

Shall I compare thee to a bird of prey Thou art more cruel but hide it  very well And if perchance thou now find thou art gay Meet men now down in the fairy’s glen. I know not how to … Continue reading

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Yours sincerely, Lord

Dear God, Decide with me>You see  the evil minds The darkness weeps; bairns in me confide When mother’s helpers fail and contort glee, Smoke all the kippers and open up for me. Drafts blew  off  my clothes and  cinders  lburned … Continue reading

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When you have no partner your opportunities for committing sins are greatly reduced.

You know, I  think I want to go to church again and I must go to Confession before I go to Mass.But the trouble is that when you have no partner your opportunities for committing sins are greatly reduced.Especially if … Continue reading

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Don sold his soul to be the devil’s mouse

I charge my phones and then the backup thing A battery to carry in my bag So if my mobile phones don’t ever ring I’ll charge them £20  as I  am mad. Of course, the battery itself needs charge I’ll charge … Continue reading

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It might confuse the cat in bed.

  Pray, Father,I give you my blessing That’s the wrong way round.Never mind,Tell me your original sins. We don’t have to confess those surely.We are born like that. I mean I am fed up with boring sins like theft and … Continue reading

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Howl with discretion

She gave him a bowl of discretion and some milk of inhuman kindness I have the art and he has the craft but do we have the rhyme? Shalll we abandon  lips? Kissing is not to be scorned So it’s … Continue reading

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It’s not quite infidelity

My husband had never looked less livid As he died down in old A and E. His colour was vivid His hair was  all withered He cried,Where the hell do  I be?   I said,you’re in bed with a lady … Continue reading

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