Category Archives: nonsense

Mary’s obsession

Copyright Mary went  out shopping as usual on Saturday.She didn’t need much but liked to watch people  passing the Coffee Shop window and give a rating to their  appearance though the number of women in transparent beige leggings was rather  … Continue reading

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Where is Oxford,on the Tomes?

Where is Ipswich, what is true Where is Norwich, deja vu Cambridge juggles counterpoise Here’s the  train, is it full Will there be a cord to pull Is it diesel, is it steam? It’s atomic in its beams I can … Continue reading

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And BTW why are you using Tide?

Would you be more gentle,dear,I cried She pushed my head as if  it were a stone I only want my hair washed not to die And BTW why are you using Tide Shampoo is much kinder,on I moaned~ Could you … Continue reading

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I never knew that  modern bus stops speak

The bus stop says its out of use  this week Men are digging up the road again I never knew that  modern bus stops  speak I wonder will the street lamps follow suit Their  voices like  the chiming of Big … Continue reading

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The honey pence

Blue toads enlarged in a yellow  flood And surry I could not blather soist And be one babbeller, ling I grud And  clacked one fur- eyed as  ice blood To  tare it blent  as a wander floweth Toen blooked by … Continue reading

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I’m chased by signs,equations and cats’ eyes

My nightmare lives in bed,  oh fire,burned bright I’m chased by signs,equations and cats’ eyes After  I’ve turned out  the bedside light I am far too weary for a flight I see  the art and love yet all’s awry My … Continue reading

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What to eat

Macaroni Bees Breaded Wasps Buried Eggs with Rice Brawn Kissotto Dickens’ Pate Keys Lorraine and Cremated Slices Egg Valid with  Dressing Roast Leaf and Yorkshire Padding with  Roasted Donators and Doubts Toast Lamb and Tinted Horse Desserts Mustard Tarts with … Continue reading

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Menu de your

Starters Chicken’s tongue on crumpet Jellied wheels. Tomato and chess salad Eggs  on sliced rubber genes Halibut’s eyes on  white sliced bread plus buttons   Mains Wild pigeon with black worried sauce Roast dead hen with drum roll Molluscs reviled … Continue reading

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Through my fault

My husband was so kind.He ate his dinner from the cat’s dish and let the cat eat with me. What I didn’t bargain for is he wanted me to mate with the cat as well.After all, why would a man … Continue reading

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Call it a sonnet

The  fashion forward women walk by me I can see what I  don’t want to see Their leggings  cling audaciously  and close I ask for mercy from the Holy Ghost Now I fear I called  erroneously God won’t mind what … Continue reading

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